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~~~If all the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?
~~~It it's tourist season why can't we shoot them?
~~~Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
~~~Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
~~~Why is the word for "a fear of long words," hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?
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~~~Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
~~~Why do all the superheroes wear underpants on the outside?
~~~If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man? ~~~Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends? ~~~If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?